I has a Pepper

I know it's gonna sound cheesy but every time something in my garden sprouts I feel like a proud mother. I just want to pat the plant on the head and say, "I'm proud of you baby." So far this summer I have gotten a bunch of basil and 4 beans off my bean plant but never have I been so proud as I was today when I went to the roof and discovered 3 baby Peppers. I almost cried. They are small but in a week or two they will be big and amazing. I have no idea what to make with Cayenne Peppers.

A Spaztastic Existence

It is 2:56 am and I cannot sleep. Dog, asleep on her pillow, Cats spooning next to me but no sleep for me. To say I am tired would be an understatement but my Adderall pumped brain will not stop running. I often imagine the scene inside my head consisting of a mouse running on wheel. He is wearing a red headband (because this is a comical mouse) and possibly track shorts. He is of corse running upright pumping his little firsts as he works that wheel like there is no tommrow. He is wearing Nikes. Or maybe they are Adidas, they have stripes. He is very tired and annoyed because if I could just fall asleep he could get off that wheel and relax. I feel bad. Poor mouse. 3:03 am, attempting to go to sleep agian.